pelicangalapigospenuin
a kid who claims he’s an alcoholic now that he can drink 9 michelobs and get no buzz.
Guy 1: oh wow he’s pulling a pelicangalapigospenuin!
Guy 2: wait how?!?!
Guy 1: He’s on his 10 Michelob and he’s sober!
Guy 2: wait how?!?!
Guy 1: He’s on his 10 Michelob and he’s sober!