Bakery Lady
A woman who will give you free bread no matter what. Could be 3 weeks old, you still get free bread. Free bread for everyone. She will wink at you from the window of the bakery and is just genuinely the best person. Broke? Cant afford food? Bakery lady is there with a month old bun.
I cant afford food
Sounds like you need a bakery lady, my friend!
Sounds like you need a bakery lady, my friend!