Bald swag
an instance where a person is seen as cool, that has acquired a bald spot.
Hair + baldspot = Baldswag
Hair + baldspot = Baldswag
Susy: Wow john is really cool
John: Baldswag
see in this instance john has a bald spot therefore his swag is fully bald therefore bald swag is acquired to the maximum.
John: Baldswag
see in this instance john has a bald spot therefore his swag is fully bald therefore bald swag is acquired to the maximum.