PhabioPhobia
Fear of a dairy product made by churning fresh or fermented cream or milk.
Guy: I hope this is margerine
Girl: No, I believe it's butter.
Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Girl: You must have phabiophobia
Girl: No, I believe it's butter.
Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Girl: You must have phabiophobia