pheez
a word used to replace a noun.
your ugly as pheez!
i'm hungry as pheez!
i'm bout ta slap the pheez outta this man!
i'm hungry as pheez!
i'm bout ta slap the pheez outta this man!
pheezing
The act of having phantom pooping sensations with no bowel movements.
"I have been pheezing all day but nothing is coming out."