Phone Baby
The end result of phone sex between a man and a woman. A pseudo-pregnancy often used as an excuse for overeating and hormonal rages. Multiple phone sex sessions could result in phone baby twins, phone baby triplets, or in exceptional circumstances, the dreaded phone baby octuplets.
Ex. 1. Kristie feels hungry all the time and has been eating snacks nonstop. She worries that she is now carrying Jordan’s phone baby in her womb.
Ex. 2. Kristie: Oh man, I’ve been so moody lately, and I can’t stop eating!
Shannon: Maybe you’re pregnant!
Kristie: It’d have to be Jordan’s phone baby…
Ex. 2. Kristie: Oh man, I’ve been so moody lately, and I can’t stop eating!
Shannon: Maybe you’re pregnant!
Kristie: It’d have to be Jordan’s phone baby…