phone-chi
The art of phone-chi is doing elaborate balances and poses in an attempt to get a signal on your mobile phone.
After some serious phone-chi, I finally managed to text her.
Chi-phone
Chi-phone (noun) A counterfeit i-phone made in China and sold cheaply on the internet, usually of poor quality and without the standard features of legitimate i-phones.
Kev: check out my new iphone, its well sik
Gill: dats not an i-phone, you can't download apps and the screen's all cracked. Dude, looks like you bought a Chi-phone
Gill: dats not an i-phone, you can't download apps and the screen's all cracked. Dude, looks like you bought a Chi-phone