Phone stroke
Whenever your cell phone suddenly dies during a text session, conversation, or any mode of communication due to battery malfunction or technical malfunction. Thus causing a period of time of uncertainty in the minds of the people you had been communicating with while the phone either stays powerless or while it reboots and reconnects.
Dave: Sorry I my phone died. I couldn't turn it on my battery fuckin' died and I had no way to call you back.
Colin: Uh... that was two days ago.
Dave: Phone stroke. It was totally down.. Lost my my charger.
Colin: Two days, dude.
Dave: Yeah. Sorry. Nothing I could do. Fucking phone stroke. Had to buy a new charger.
Colin: Well, anyway, I managed to escape from the satanic cult yesterday, but thanks for calling me back today. Glad your phone is back up.
Colin: Uh... that was two days ago.
Dave: Phone stroke. It was totally down.. Lost my my charger.
Colin: Two days, dude.
Dave: Yeah. Sorry. Nothing I could do. Fucking phone stroke. Had to buy a new charger.
Colin: Well, anyway, I managed to escape from the satanic cult yesterday, but thanks for calling me back today. Glad your phone is back up.
Phone Stroke
When your type to someone and you constantly misspell the easiest words. Autocorrect applies to be a phone stroke when you get a word that is nothing to do with the sentence when it corrects
me:
K
Ur gy
Ur hy
Ur gy
other dude: R u okay?
me: Ur gay
No ur gay
fuck had a "phone stroke"
K
Ur gy
Ur hy
Ur gy
other dude: R u okay?
me: Ur gay
No ur gay
fuck had a "phone stroke"