phorted
when someone says "i phorted" - they mean "i farted".
"hey ronald, i just phorted - come over here and give my ahole a smell"
Phorts
Long shorts that could be considered pants by the casual observer.
That guy has great style sporting his phorts.
phort
being prude and having fun at the same time
An innocent freshman goes to a senior kegger and ends up staying at a random guys house. She fools around with him but does nothing serious, thus making her a phort.