pigeon nest
A sexual act involving rubbing your faecal matter on to a bald mans head, and then slamming raw eggs on top, thus creating a nest. You could also then proceed to slap the head with raw pigeon breast.
'Whats cracking brah?!'
'Nothing much, just gave Richard a pigeon nest though!'
'Dude, that's disgusting!'
'Nothing much, just gave Richard a pigeon nest though!'
'Dude, that's disgusting!'