Pigmen

Bankers, particularly those at Goldman Sachs, The FED and the US Treasury.

Nether-dwelling monster in the game Minecraft that Will not attack until provoked, also angering all other pigmen around the one that was hit. They spawn in the nether and when a normal pig is struck by lightning. They carry Gold Swords and drop Rotten Flesh, Gold Nuggets, and very rarely their sword. They burn in sunlight, but only for a frame, and it doesn't hurt them, as they are not harmed by fire being a nether mob. Though they would be disgusting in real life, baby Zombie Pigmen are adorable as shit. They are also sometimes referred to as Zombie Pigs.

Country bumpkin hicks who claim to love trucks, darts, beer, trucks, and hunting. Always wears camo and has a hillbilly accent.