Pikamee
A 'Pikamee' is an absolutely wonderful, entertaining, and Reeces-addicted individual who generally lacks any semblance of financial wherewithal. Defined by high-pitched shrieks, yellow hair, and the constant use of "DAYO," a Pikamee is a bright and energetic personality, totally engaged with the vast and highly seiso trappings of the internet. Although frequently the target of parasocial relationships, all engagement with Pikamee, is whether stated or unstated--completely and utterly platonic as the best of completely, non-romantically-interested, friends.
I love you in a Pikamee kind of way, bro.
I'M PIKAMEE DAYO!
I'M PIKAMEE DAYO!