Pipe a bitch
To have sexual intercourse with a woman. To "Dick her down."
Jake can't pipe a bitch, pipe a bitch, pipe a bitch. Jake can't pipe a bitch. - Womba Tomba Skeet
half-piped bitch
That one friend you have who is fundamentally a bitch. This is the lowest form of friend and should be rediculed mercilessly when acting like a bitch towards another friend.
Friend 1: "your car looks gay."
Friend 2: "you are a little half-piped bitch."
Friend 3: "half-piped bitch."
Friend 4: " What a douchebag."
Friend 2: "you are a little half-piped bitch."
Friend 3: "half-piped bitch."
Friend 4: " What a douchebag."