PISSTIAN
A New Zealand based Canadian that Values selling himself to society as a wealthy and trendy character. These enigmatic species tend to have intellectual disorders and struggle to socialise with Aerodynamic Figures. They tend to develop neurons through inquiry learning. Valuing social media and Kiwifruit Peelers to provoke their hormones.
"PISSTIAN! stop turning off the lights" or "PISSTIAN! get of your phone" The classroom screams? He tends to ignore and repeat his antics daily.