plastic straw

I kill turtles owo

Starbucks keeps giving me paper straws and they always disintegrate before I finish my drink. And sometimes they don't even give me a straw. Do they expect my Caramel Macchiato to stir itself? I understand why people don't like plastic straws, but can Starbucks not succ as much? *Sips tea angrily*

plastic straw

The illegal form of a straw that will definitely destroy the earth as opposed to carbon emissions and factory pollution. Don’t inform Starbucks that you’re using one.

David: Can I get a plastic straw?
Employee:

Plastic straws

They are super effective against turtles

Person 1: *Throws plastic straws at a turtle*
Turtle: *Dies*

Plastic Straw

vsco girls biggest nightmare and they will kill all the turtles. If you are friends with a vsco girl never use plastic straws or they will haunt you in your dreams and kill your hydroflasks. Watch out for the plastic straws!

Dan: (hops through a time machine- from 2050 to 2020) hello who are you?
Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk
Dan: what are turtles?
Vsco girl: wtf???
Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw)
Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*

Plastic Straw in my Garden

When you wake up after a night of being a Sub and finding an object in your asshole the next morning.

Found this plastic straw in my garden today.

俚语	plastic straw
释义	plastic straw I kill turtles owo Starbucks keeps giving me paper straws and they always disintegrate before I finish my drink. And sometimes they don't even give me a straw. Do they expect my Caramel Macchiato to stir itself? I understand why people don't like plastic straws, but can Starbucks not succ as much? Sips tea angrily plastic straw The illegal form of a straw that will definitely destroy the earth as opposed to carbon emissions and factory pollution. Don’t inform Starbucks that you’re using one. David: Can I get a plastic straw? Employee: Plastic straws They are super effective against turtles Person 1: Throws plastic straws at a turtle Turtle: Dies Plastic Straw vsco girls biggest nightmare and they will kill all the turtles. If you are friends with a vsco girl never use plastic straws or they will haunt you in your dreams and kill your hydroflasks. Watch out for the plastic straws! Dan: (hops through a time machine- from 2050 to 2020) hello who are you? Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk Dan: what are turtles? Vsco girl: wtf??? Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw) Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! faints Plastic Straw in my Garden When you wake up after a night of being a Sub and finding an object in your asshole the next morning. Found this plastic straw in my garden today.
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