Plate Condom
Very common among college students. A flimsy paper plate placed on top of a regular plate in order to benefit from the sturdiness of the ceramic plate and the disposability of the paper plate.
Ari: Here, have some chicken.
Pete: Wait! Don't forget the plate condoms or else we'll have to wash the plates after.
Ari: I know, but it doesn't feel as good when I eat with one.
Pete: Wait! Don't forget the plate condoms or else we'll have to wash the plates after.
Ari: I know, but it doesn't feel as good when I eat with one.
Condom-plated
When someone means to say contemplated but has a dick in their mouth.
He condom-plated going to the store....*suck* *suck*