Plerf
Plerf is a Shlomp without Knert.
Often confused with Derft.
Often confused with Derft.
Dude1: Hey, my Plerf is finally hatching!
Dude2: STFU! you don't even know how to Blert!
Dude2: STFU! you don't even know how to Blert!
Plerfed
Plerfed is the uncomfortable feeling you get sitting on a warm seat that someone has just vacated.
He got up & I took his seat and was instantly plerfed!