poetiotic
adj. Used to describe flowery crap typed up at midnight by any random jerk who believes they are a total unbelievable genius and they are SO misunderstood and one day people will beg to kiss their butts, or things related to or having to do with said crap.
Person1: Did you read Ryan's last blog update about how no one understands true art and beauty?
Person2: Dude, that guy is so poetiotic, it's just depressing.
Person2: Dude, that guy is so poetiotic, it's just depressing.