Pointus Interruptus
When males urinate into a toilet and the opening at the end of the penis (Urethral Opening) becomes stuck together causing two streams of urine to go in different directions...one on the rim of the toilet or floor and one somewhere in the vicinity of the toilet bowl...
(Wife) John...Why is there pee all over the floor in the bathroom?... (John) My Pointus Interruptus flared up again ...I was going to clean it up!