Polished Stick
A discrete way of saying Dildo, often used with your friends around your parents.
Monica: Did you buy that 12" Dildo?
Eaven: Yes, I'm definitely gonna use it tonight.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Eaven: Just the Polished Stick I bought today.
Eaven: Yes, I'm definitely gonna use it tonight.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Eaven: Just the Polished Stick I bought today.