Pong Sex
Sex that is boring, just like Pong.
Lachlan: Dude, this chick and I had some really bad pong sex. I could almost hear the beeping noises!
Freddy Mercury: Unlucky man, at least you didn't get AIDS.
Lachlan: Shouldn't you be dead?
Freddy Mercury: Unlucky man, at least you didn't get AIDS.
Lachlan: Shouldn't you be dead?