poochew
The action of chewing(tobacco) and pooping at the same time, used while avoiding girlfriends, moms, teachers, etc. Not to be confused with a diarrheadip, which is often much more messy.
Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Lay off devil woman! I was having a poochew.
Lay off devil woman! I was having a poochew.
poochewer
the opposite of a baller. (pronunciation: poosh-wear).
You are such poochewer, you masticate shit like it is your job.