poopshavemasturbathing
It's an usual male bathing ritual: first you take a shit, then jack off, then shave yourself, so finally you take a shower.
Bro 1: Hey man, why did it take you so long in the bathroom?
Bro 2: Cause I took a poopshavemasturbathing.
Bro 2: Cause I took a poopshavemasturbathing.