poopsmack
when someone gets smacked in the face with poop.
i gave bryson a large poopsmack.
Poopsmack
When someone you are not attracted or don't even know try's to or does kiss you.
Ex: Yuck I just got poopsmacked from mr. Fugly right over there. Poopsmack.
poopsmacker
A turd created and treated in the purpose of swatting a person across their face.
Noah has a habit of poopsmacking his friends with his well hardened feces. They then labeled him the group "poopsmacker".