poppito

The nickname of the celebrity pig latin singer El' Prontina Luaka. His voice has been described as waterfalls of nectar flowing down the river of the soul. If ever you feel the need to toast poptarts call out "POPPITO" and he will fly through your doggy door (provided you have a dog) and heat your poptarts with his beautiful tanned face until they are golden brown. Upon finishing his task spiders will tidy your apartment with their spider fingers and the couple lived happily ever after.