porned out
When you have watched so much porn that it has become boring.
I'll check out the urban dictionary instead of porn sites tonight I'm porned out.
porned out
A man is "porned out" when he has watched so much porn, he loses touch with reality. Typically he over-manscapes, with the misguided impression that it makes his dick look bigger, and insists on trying painful positions he has seen in skinflicks. Usually thinks he's amazing in bed, but has no idea of what a woman wants.
"I really liked him until we got busy. What a disappointment, he's totally porned out. (sigh)"
"He really porned-out his junk, so he looked like a hairless twelve year old. (shudder)"
"He really porned-out his junk, so he looked like a hairless twelve year old. (shudder)"
porn out
often happens in a blackout, where your power goes down and you cannot watch porn.
Rick: these are some scary times Jim, scary times.
Jim: well it cant be as bad as the porn out of 2002.
Rick:yea i suppose your right
Jim: well it cant be as bad as the porn out of 2002.
Rick:yea i suppose your right
Porning Out
When two friends partake in the viewing of pornographic material without partaking in autosexual acts (i.e masturbation). Coined in the FX television show Wilfred. The man from whom Elijah Wood's character stole from but was told he didn't suggests porning out with his new found pal. Elijah Wood feels very uncomfortable.
Person 1: Let's go do some porning out.
Person 2: Weirdy.
Person 2: Weirdy.
Porning out
To overload oneself with pornography so that one might be left in a state of exhaustion following long masturbation sessions.
You see that dude over there with 3 monitors full of porn? Yeah man he's porning out.