Porridge Pistol
A colloquial term for the male appendage, often used to reference to a man's ejaculatory fluids.
Nick: Dude, I heard Abi has been fucking Will recently!
Matt: Yeah man, it's true! He's been poking her with his porridge pistol for the last fortnight.
Matt: Yeah man, it's true! He's been poking her with his porridge pistol for the last fortnight.