Vanoss
A magical owl
Nobody: *Makes a joke*
Vanoss: 'HOO-Dini'
Vanoss: 'HOO-Dini'
Vanoss
A funny Canadian YouTuber who does funny shit in Call of Duty, GTA5, and Garry's Mod. He also plays hockey his country's home sport. He really funny and good at editing. He currently has 7 million subscribers.
Haha did you see that funny vanoss video?
Vanoss
god
vanoss is god
Vanoss
precious owl canadian thats honestly buff but cute at the same time. his names evan fong, or vanoss, and he makes videos with his friends. hes apparently the leader of the bbs (banana bus squad) but tbh hes just not the leader type and hes a child but we still love the heck out of him.
me, gasping: how could you not know vanoss?
timmy: i dunno
me, shoving vanoss merch in his face: TIMMY I SWEAR VANOSS IS THE BESTEST YOUTUBER EVER
timmy: i dunno
me, shoving vanoss merch in his face: TIMMY I SWEAR VANOSS IS THE BESTEST YOUTUBER EVER
Vanoss
The biggest boi. Some say his ice hockey shoulder blades became his actual shoulders, some say his mother GAVE BIRTH to him like that. Just look at those muscles... they be nice.
He’s also a sexy boy DJ. He has the best music and deserves more recognition. Subscribe to him now peasants or ill shit in your nose
He’s also a sexy boy DJ. He has the best music and deserves more recognition. Subscribe to him now peasants or ill shit in your nose
Girl: I’d love to have a down to earth guy that can always make me laugh, loves the same music as mine and has muscles that I can hold at night.
Me: WELL LOOK NO MORE *points at Vanoss*
Me: WELL LOOK NO MORE *points at Vanoss*
vanossed
To be on the receiving end of a troll or bad beat in a video game.
"This guy has no idea I'm following him. He's about to get Vanossed."
Vanoss ADHD
When a guaranteed win is thrown away because the (supposed to be) winning team gets distracted.
Named for VanossGaming and Company, who often dick around with the last hider in hide and seek/last prop in prop hunt/ what have you. On more than one occasion, the hunters/seekers have actually lost because the remaining hider(s) distracted them while no one was paying attention to the timer, which has just run out.
Named for VanossGaming and Company, who often dick around with the last hider in hide and seek/last prop in prop hunt/ what have you. On more than one occasion, the hunters/seekers have actually lost because the remaining hider(s) distracted them while no one was paying attention to the timer, which has just run out.
Vanoss ADHD in action:
Hide and seek (Tall Seekers Edition):
The crew has the last hider (Moo) cornered in a stairwell with a bunch of boxes. There's 30 seconds left, and Moo has nowhere to escape from.
Nogla: Hey, little guy.
Moo: No! Get back! NO! Get back! GET BACK!
Terroriser: Put the box down!
Vanoss: Take the box from him!
Moo: Noooo! I didn't know you could do that! W-w-wait! Let's talk about this!
Vanoss: You trying to go out the other side?
Moo: No, no.... (The time runs out) Just kidding, I won!
Nogla: Ahhh! That little sneaky bastard! He distracted us with boxes!
Hide and seek (Tall Seekers Edition):
The crew has the last hider (Moo) cornered in a stairwell with a bunch of boxes. There's 30 seconds left, and Moo has nowhere to escape from.
Nogla: Hey, little guy.
Moo: No! Get back! NO! Get back! GET BACK!
Terroriser: Put the box down!
Vanoss: Take the box from him!
Moo: Noooo! I didn't know you could do that! W-w-wait! Let's talk about this!
Vanoss: You trying to go out the other side?
Moo: No, no.... (The time runs out) Just kidding, I won!
Nogla: Ahhh! That little sneaky bastard! He distracted us with boxes!