Port Huron

A place where all the drug dealers are, Where all the fights are , where the big booty bitches are and some flat booty bitches are, where most of the kids there are on probation.

A magical land where no one ever grows up. Like Neverland. Only no one can fly. Maturity is difficult to find, until you manage to GTFO and go to college.

Unfortunately, some Port Huron natives never make it out. And some that do still find it difficult to get a life and leave their pre-teen drama behind.

A place where everyone sucks at life.
Full of sluts, and jackasses only looking for sluts.
A redneck town trying to be city.
Full of crazy farm girls and wild turkeys in apartment parking lots.
A place where everyone knows your name, and who you've slept with.
A shit hole breeding ground for scum bag losers.
All on the backdrop of a gorgeous Great Lake, PH has great potential but needs to vomit out the bullshit first!

And who can forget the wonderful Blue Water Bridges??? With a beautiful view of Canada's factory's

In the summertime, mixed in with the wonderful smell of fresh cut grass and cat piss!

Ah...home sweet home....

A place that is called a TRAP by anyone that has moved out.

Most people stay due to family obligations, but admit that they are stuck and can't leave without pissing off other "TRAPPED" people.
Great geography, but horrible infastructure. What city street this week is under construction and what bridge is stuck in the up position.
There is no work, so people drink. There is 49 bars, but not ONE industry that supports them. The useless people frequent these bars.
City Hall is called the Roche Bar, and to be honest it's the best place in the damn town.
How is it that this city, year after year and decade after decade is stuck behind the times. If you left PH in 2001 and came back now, the entire downtown looks the same.

And why hasn't someone dumped some money into the dump known as McMorran? Cause the entire place is a dump.

IF you are lucky enough to live there and go to college, let's hope school blesses you with enough sense to move south for work.

How's the 8 weeks of summer treating you all up there? I'll tell you that the 9 months of Summer down here sure is nice and there is jobs galore.

The ailment of being located in or around the city of Port Huron. It commonly affects the natives, but can be easily spread to foreigners. It most acutely affects young people from the age of 13-25.

Symptoms include boredom, cabin fever, sitting at home, "shootin the shit," sleeping for long periods or at odd hours, creeping, and logging on to Facebook for extended periods of time.

This ailment is incurable, however temporary remedies (some may consider them as Symptoms) include: going for long drives, drinking in ones basement with other natives, smoking alot of weed, visiting Danielle Drive, attending grad parties, "beachin it," reading, educating one's self, or GTFO to college.