Potato Crusher
To stick a potato inside a woman's vagina, then when she sneezes the potato is crushed as the vagina contracts.
No 1: You should try my wife's mash potato. It's amazing how she does it too.
No 2: Is she a potato crusher, 'cause I heard the creamiest mash comes from good crushers....moist too.
No 2: Is she a potato crusher, 'cause I heard the creamiest mash comes from good crushers....moist too.