Pour Fool
The person who shows up to the bottle share, beer bar or bottle shop and talks your ear off about how they are underwhelmed by the selection and won’t shut up about the great beers they’ve had. They’re so flummoxed by how everyone is having fun while they are disappointed that you feel sorry for them and want to pour one out for this fool.
Damn, Steve just stormed out because he said our beer selection is an endless iteration of suck. Oh well, that Pour Fool just missed out!