Tommyinnititus
A disease that has taken the world by storm. If you see someone with Tommyinnititus, also known as an “Inniter,” please forcefully make them make contact with grass for the better. It shall cure their disease.
Person 1: “I watch Tommyinnit.”
Person 2: “You must have Tommyinnititus.”
Person 1: “?”
Person 2: “Go outside.”
Person 2: “You must have Tommyinnititus.”
Person 1: “?”
Person 2: “Go outside.”