povoroznyk

This surname means that a person who has it must be really rich, smart, skinny and atheistic (also may be slightly gay). “Povo” stands for extremely, “roz” - for huge and “nyk” - for dick. People with this surname will achieve a lot in life. Nobody can deny they all are good at money making and spreading liberal views.

So, all in all, we can see this surname has lots of pros and only one minus: not all of its possessors suit to the definition above.