Bandwidth Jew
A person who is very stingy with the usage of their household's bandwidth.
Guy 1: Hey, torrent Gears of War 3 for me? My internet's capped. :(
Bandwidth Jew: Uh, sorry. I don't like downloading large files (Secretly downloads shitloads of porn). Just wait for your internet to uncap. kthnx :)
Bandwidth Jew: Uh, sorry. I don't like downloading large files (Secretly downloads shitloads of porn). Just wait for your internet to uncap. kthnx :)