pre-cereal milk
the horrific sin of putting the milk in the bowl before the cereal. Only the most disgusting people do this.
Person A: Dude why'd you just kill that guy?!
Person B: He was a fan of pre-cereal milk.
Person A: Oh ok, it's all good then.
Person B: He was a fan of pre-cereal milk.
Person A: Oh ok, it's all good then.