precoiner
A precoiner is a person who does not yet own Bitcoin. Precoiners (usually shitcoiners, gold investors, gym teachers, or MMT economists) are people who missed their opportunity to buy bitcoin at a low price because they listened to ignorant wise guys who said bitcoin is a scam. Sad about missing the bus, the precoiner secretly researches bitcoin while pooping because he secretly waits for the next bus so he doesn't miss it this time. Precoiners have little to no computer skills but secretly work to fix these grievances. This attitude leads them to practice DYOR as the main Bitcoin lesson and get a little smarter. The worst precoiners are precoiners that stay precoiners.
"I'm pretty sure Peter S. is a precoiner. After all, he criticizes the FIAT standard; he now only has to read and understand the Bitcoin standard to become a bitcoiner."