pre fucked
Something that was doomed from the start. Such as in a game or situation.
"We were playing euchre and I got a hand of 9s and 10s, that hand was pre fucked man."
pre-fucking
When a woman fucks a male lover before having sex with her boyfriend to prepare her vagina for the main intercourse.
I thought I was going to have a threesome with my friend and her boyfriend but it turns out she just wanted to use me for some pre-fucking. I ain't no one's live dildo!
Pre-Fuck Measurable's
Much like 'Pre-Draft Measurable's' in the NFL. Used to determine a players physical attributes, such as the 40 yd Dash etc 'Pre-Fuck Measurable's,' are used to measure a woman's breast, ass, body, hair, etc.
Aaron: "Dude, I just saw this girl with the biggest ass. Oh my gosh, I would totally fuck her."
Brian: "Really, how big was her ass?
Aaron: "I don't know, I forgot to record her Pre-Fuck Measurable's!"
Brian: "Really, how big was her ass?
Aaron: "I don't know, I forgot to record her Pre-Fuck Measurable's!"
Certified Pre-Fucked
Another term for Divorced. Origin: Neurotically Yours
My wife was divorced with no kids when i met her, she was a low-mileage Certified Pre-Fucked woman.
Pre Fuck Dinner
Also know as a PFD. It's not a date, it's a dinner given out to a soon to be sexual partner just before getting it in. Usually given to women of the slutty disposition, the worth of Pre Fuck Dinners are proportional to how one values the person one will dine with, or even just their genitalia.
Jon: *brings out iPhone and shows Alex picture of super hot chick* I'm going on a date with Sarah tonight.
Alex: This is no date! That chick is fucking hot! Best not get her a Happy Meal on this Pre Fuck Dinner, otherwise you'll never bone her.
Alex: This is no date! That chick is fucking hot! Best not get her a Happy Meal on this Pre Fuck Dinner, otherwise you'll never bone her.
pre-fucked
What you tell your current significant other when they ask you if you are a virgin or not.
or, you can choose to be a ho and when everyone talks shit about you, just say.."I'm not a slut, I'm just...pre-fucked"
or, you can choose to be a ho and when everyone talks shit about you, just say.."I'm not a slut, I'm just...pre-fucked"
It's like a pre-owned car, like new ,but broken in.
"Everyone says that Amy girl is a slut, but...I say she's just pre-fucked , man"
"Everyone says that Amy girl is a slut, but...I say she's just pre-fucked , man"