Premature Ecrapulation
When you think you are going to fart, but crap instead. Basically; When you shart
Person 1: Dude, watch this fart!
Person 2: Alright!
Person 1: *Sharts* Ah damnit!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 3: That sucks! He had premature ecrapulation! Haha!
Person 2: Alright!
Person 1: *Sharts* Ah damnit!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 3: That sucks! He had premature ecrapulation! Haha!
Premature Ecrapulation
letting out a fart, but the fart is in fact a bit of poop
The bathroom was upstairs and I let out a Premature Ecrapulation with letting out a relief fart