zimmering
The act of using a zimmer frame
The old woman went zimmering down the road
Zimmered
Having someone complete a job for you, then finding out they didn't do it and blame you for it not getting done.
That dealership "Zimmered" Jimmy like a bitch!
This guy is suck a jerk, he going to get "Zimmered" by me on this job!
This guy is suck a jerk, he going to get "Zimmered" by me on this job!
Zimmered
To be one-uped by someone else.
I had that great story about when I saved that rabbit from being eaten by the cat when I got Zimmered by that guy who saved that kid from being hit by a truck.
Zimmerize
To take something dull or boring and make it fucking amazing.
I just Zimmerized that party! or I am so bored I need to be Zimmerized.
Zimmer
A guarantee to your friends, that in a designated period of time, you will hook up with a girl. This is a way to put pressure on yourself to not be a bitch and talk to chicks. Failing to fulfill the Zimmer results in a penalty. Recommended starting penalty of a shot of well vodka. A play off of George Zimmer's famous Men's Warehouse saying, "I guarantee it!"
Ryan: Hey Don, did you complete your Zimmer this weekend?
Don: Ya, the Zimmer has been fulfilled. It was a last ditch effort at the bar, but I ended up giving her my beef hammer
Don: Ya, the Zimmer has been fulfilled. It was a last ditch effort at the bar, but I ended up giving her my beef hammer
zimmer
to move very very slowly along while desperately clutching onto a supporting object
"I think I'll try and zimmer over to your place tonight, Dear"
Zimmer
The description of a positive end result
How's that greasy pie, fatty?
-"The meat to potato ratio is text book. It's a zimmer mate, thanks for asking."
-"The meat to potato ratio is text book. It's a zimmer mate, thanks for asking."