preppish
A language that preps speak. It is spoken faster than spanish. We have no idea when it was invented or why it is used, but try asking a prep. Example below & translation:
omigodlastnightiwenttothishellacoolparty andgothellahellahelladrunk andthenchriscameoverandlike totally kissedmeonthelips sothenwewentupinthebedroomandmadeoutandthenhestartedlikesayinghewantedtofuckmesoidid andigot SO HORNY.....
Translation: I'm a drunk bitch
Translation: I'm a drunk bitch