69%
When you're charge on your phone or any other divice is 69% you wish to have sex with someone you want. 69
Person 1: 69%
Person 2: lol who do you want to fuck
Person 1: Jessie
Person 2: dude everyone knows she's a slut choose someone else
Person 1: oops it's 68% now
Person 2: lol who do you want to fuck
Person 1: Jessie
Person 2: dude everyone knows she's a slut choose someone else
Person 1: oops it's 68% now
69%
When your phone battery is on 69% that means the girl has to send nudes
Him "My phones on 69%!! Send nudes"
Her: "ig I have to now;)"
Her: "ig I have to now;)"
69
Nice.
"Hey how much money do you have?"
"69 cents."
"Heh. You know what that means..."
*In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."
"69 cents."
"Heh. You know what that means..."
*In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."
69
the fucking number that comes before 70
1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10.....65,66,67,68,69,70
69
Nice
(6 x 9)+(6+9)=69
Why I love being a math nerd, because NICE
Why I love being a math nerd, because NICE
69
A number you dirty minded price of shit
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
69
A number which had sadly been tainted by perverts and internet hermits as a sexual innuendo.
Guy 1: "Hey what's 35 + 34?"
Guy 2: *sigh* "69..."
Guy 1: "Nice."
Guy 2: *sigh* "69..."
Guy 1: "Nice."