Pringer

Pringer - someone who is both Protestant and ginger. Commonly found in the North of Ireland, they are somewhat of an oxymoronic breed, with ginger hair being typically indicative of Irish heritage. The term is not sectarian or used as an insult towards flame-haired beings. It is merely descriptive. Most commonly used to describe males.

Believed to be derived from ancient Scots, it originally implied that a Pringles was unfit for human consumption.

However in the modern tongue, mingers pringers may be used to answer a question on the suitability of an object. Mingers pringers may also be used in whatever way the user requires, and should always answer that it is Aberdonian slang if questioned.

Proper pronunciation is agreed as something similar to mungers pring-ers.