procasturbate
to masturbate, so to put doing something off, like cleaning the dishes, or meeting the neighbours.
"For fucks sake Gerald, stop procasturbating and come meet Ada next door."
procasturbation
Masturbating as a means of procrastinating
"Procasturbation cost me an A in the class"
"I'm procasturbating this paper."
"I'm procasturbating this paper."
Procasturbation
To procrastinate by masturbating. Usually done while watching porn or some strange Disney cartoon.
Andy: "What did you do this weekend"
Isaac: "Just flipped on meat-spin for a little procasturbation time."
Logan: "Hey should we call Isaac?"
Matt: "Nah, Andy said he is probably procasturbating again.
Isaac: "Just flipped on meat-spin for a little procasturbation time."
Logan: "Hey should we call Isaac?"
Matt: "Nah, Andy said he is probably procasturbating again.
Procasturbation
Putting off stressful events in life to masturbate.
Tim had a 10 page essay to write, so he procasturbated. This was a simple case of procasturbation.
Procasturbate
The act of delaying an orgasm whilst masturbating.
I could have came immediately but I procasturbated to savor the climax.
procasturbation
Putting off masturbation until later...sometimes much later. Until you are forced to do it.
I have a mad case of procasturbation. I really just want to watch tv today.
Procasturbation
When you take too long debating if you should rub one out or not and you end up falling asleep.
Last night's procasturbation session did not allow me to get a good night's sleep