Procrasturbating
Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.
I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so fuck that noise.
Procrasturbating
Masturbating in order to avoid attending to one's responsibilities.
"I gotta stop procrasturbating and get some homework done. I'm getting sore anyway."
Procrasturbating
To spend your time masturbating when you should be doing other things
Man I didn't get any work done earlier, I was too busy Procrasturbating!
Procrasturbating
To masturbate when you should be studying.
I had an exam to study for but I didn't wantto do it so I went and masturbated, engaging in Procrasturbating.
Procrasturbating
Procrastinating by the act of masturbating.
"Hey dude, my mom caught me procrasturbating so now I have to go finish my homework...and start attending church again"
Procrasturbating
Procrastinating by masturbating.
With so many finals to study for, I spent many night procrasturbating!
Procrasturbating
When you are starting to wank but lose the motivation to reach the climax, therefore you push back delivering the results later hoping that it will feel better.
I was having a wank job while thinking of Anna Kendrick in "Up in the Air" but then I felt like I wanted to sleep a little more. So I stopped, slept 2-3 hours, then when I woke up, I restarted the job and I finally came. I procrasturbated.
I was rubbing my bean while thinking of being sanswiched by James Franco and Seth Rogen, but the idea of having Jonah Hill joining in just broke my momentum. So I stopped rubbing it before reaching any orgasm, watched some Sex in the City episodes for around 1-2 hours, then I restarted to finally squirt real hard while thinking of Brad Pitt. Procrasturbating sometimes give me bigger orgasms on the 2nd try.
I was rubbing my bean while thinking of being sanswiched by James Franco and Seth Rogen, but the idea of having Jonah Hill joining in just broke my momentum. So I stopped rubbing it before reaching any orgasm, watched some Sex in the City episodes for around 1-2 hours, then I restarted to finally squirt real hard while thinking of Brad Pitt. Procrasturbating sometimes give me bigger orgasms on the 2nd try.