Proctologizing
To make and apology for being and ass.
I'm done proctologizing to Amy for saying she looked fat in her wedding dress, she can just get over it already!
Rick is proctologizing to Tonya for calling her Marci during sex.
Rick is proctologizing to Tonya for calling her Marci during sex.
Proctologized
Someone who walks like they have a stick up their butthole. They may have just come from a proctology exam where they may actually have had something stuck up in their poop shooter, hence walking around like they have something up their butt...
"Hey babe, look at that guy, he's walking like he was just proctologized!!"
Proctological
So smart that you can pull made up words out of your butt
After finishing his masters degree Jimmy was able to create words with proctological precision
Proctologically
Thinking or acting in a way that would give off the impression that your head is shoved firmly up your ass.
John proctologically swerved into my lane because he was on his cell phone and not paying attention to the road.
proctology
A branch of medicine that deals with the Anus,and/or it`s disese`s.
After I gave her a thorough Exam, I concluded,her anal sphincter had been dialated to the point,she had no control over her Bowel`s.Her fecal matter,just fell out.
proctological legerdemain
The art of magically pulling a project quickly out of your ass.
You: "The boss just went to lunch. He told me to create a new website so he can present it to the client when he gets back."
Coworker: "Guess you'll have to practice a little proctological legerdemain."
Coworker: "Guess you'll have to practice a little proctological legerdemain."
proctological discomfort
royal pain in the ass.
With her constant moaning, Thelma was fast becoming a proctological discomfort.