Programmer
A person who is paid to professionally scream at a computer.
Programmer: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-oh, it works."
Programmer
People who scream pathetically at a computer all day long for their own mistakes and still somehow gets paid.
Someone: Are you a Programmer?
Me: Yes.
Someone: Prove it then.
Me: CTRL + C, CTRL + V.
Me: Yes.
Someone: Prove it then.
Me: CTRL + C, CTRL + V.
Programmer
pro·gram·mer (n) An organism capable of converting caffeine into code.
Programmer A "You started on that program yet? When's it due anyway?"
Programmer B "Nah, not yet, and its due tomorrow morning at eight!"
Programmer A "Damn, you gonna get it done in time?"
Programmer B "Yeah, I've got a bottle of Stacker II's and a pot of coffee, I should be fine."
Programmer B "Nah, not yet, and its due tomorrow morning at eight!"
Programmer A "Damn, you gonna get it done in time?"
Programmer B "Yeah, I've got a bottle of Stacker II's and a pot of coffee, I should be fine."
Programmer
A programmer is a human, rock, or any other object capable of turning pizza and caffeine into code. Programmers minds are very complex - they like to explain things in ways that a normal human would not understand, and makes jokes that only programmers would laugh at.
Programmer 1: You create a gun module, a gun class, a foot module and a foot class. After realising you can't point the gun at the foot, you pass a reference to the gun to a foot object. After the foot is blown up, the gun object remains alive for eternity, ready to shoot all future feet that may happen to appear.
Programmer 2: BWAHAHAHAHAAHHA
Programmer 1: I even have one about Java!
You find that Microsoft and Sun have released imcompatible class libraries both implementing Gun objects. You then find that although there are plenty of feet objects implemented in the past in many other languages, you cannot get access to one. But seeing as Java is so cool, you dont care and go around shooting anything else you can find.
Programmer 2: BWAHAHAHAHAAHHA
Programmer 1: I even have one about Java!
You find that Microsoft and Sun have released imcompatible class libraries both implementing Gun objects. You then find that although there are plenty of feet objects implemented in the past in many other languages, you cannot get access to one. But seeing as Java is so cool, you dont care and go around shooting anything else you can find.
programmer
One who can read the following example
if( !User.IsProgrammer ){
return "Everyone Else";
}
return "Everyone Else";
}
Programmer
A machine that turns coffee into code.
Why do Java programmers need glasses? Because they don't C#
programmer
Semi-sentient being who inexplicably survives an extremely unhealthy lifestyle. Usually found in confined spaces with low lighting, at a computer terminal.
"Programmer A : The internet is serious business.
Programmer B : Very serious."
Programmer B : Very serious."