prophylactic
a condom, rubber, jimmy hat, etc.
Mr. Gravitz put a propylactic on his large member before hittin it with her.
prophylactic
an odd type of scientific slang. refers to condoms.
"can i get a prophylactic? ...a prophylactic? ahhhhh *whatever*"
prophylactics
Used to prevent your cack from dropping off after banging sheisty bizzos.
I need to swing by the Walgreen's to swipe some of them prophylactics before I head over and drop the hammer on that crusty bitch Colleen's ass.
prophylactize
Verb: the act of utilizing a device to prevent the spread of disease.
I prophylactized myself with a chastity belt.
I prophylactized myself with a condom.
I prophylactized myself with a condom.
Prophylactic reservation
A restaurant reservation made as a backup plan when dining with friends with questionable taste.
My friend Sam made dinner plans for us tonight, but I booked a prophylactic reservation at Nopa just in case he chose Denny's.
Prophylactic Shock
When the use of a condom caused your penis to go limp because of their inhibiting and desensitizing nature.
Yo I was crushin this phat dime last week when all the sudden prophylactic shock set in. She told all her friends and now I can't even pay a girl to go out with me.
Prophylactic Shock
The reaction on a parent finding Condoms or the Pill in their teenagers room for the first time.
My Mom found a half pack of condoms when she did my washing, Man ! she went into prophylactic shock.