Prussian Wank
When you wank to the pace of a march, such as Preussens Gloria, with precise and measured strokes. You may only fire once your officer orders you to.
I just had a prussian wank to Königgrätzer Marsch with the rest of the Aspergers' Group!
Prussian Power Wank
A Prussian Power Wank is defined as a man of full or partial germanic ancestry wanking extremely quickly to the picture of a famous german figure
Don't worry about hans hes having a prussian power wank