Pubitites
When unshaven, the tendency of male pubic hair to form stalactite-like structures that drip when wet.
Man1: Dude c'mon if you are going to walk around naked at least dry yourself off!
Man2: Sorry! I just took a shower.
Man1: Your pubitites are dripping water all over the rug.
Man2: Sorry! I just took a shower.
Man1: Your pubitites are dripping water all over the rug.