Zelch
A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.
When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.
I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch
I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch
Zelch
A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.
When Chad saw Paul P. in the cafeteria, he had an instant zelch.
Adam zelch
A scruffy ugly smelly cunt who can't afford a hair cut
Erghh look at that smelly spastic Adam zelch
Zelching
Doing fuck all
Nursing a phat hangover, been zelching all day
Katy law 2020
Katy law 2020
zelched
What you are after smoking a fat blunt.
Man, i took one hit of that chronic and i was zelched!